[I went to the pharmacy to get allergy medicine for a mild allergic reaction.]
Pharmacist: Do you know what is causing your throat to swell?
Me: I did an experiment, it’s the water from the sink.
Pharmacist: You should drink beer instead.
Not sure if estudantes wearing the capa e batina without a colete… or helders.
When you’re drunk and you think it’s a good idea to ride the lion.
The fact that the Portuguese can understand Spanish but the Spanish can’t understand Portuguese.
How are you going to celebrate Coimbra’s birthday today?
Anytime I get a text from Yorn.
When everyone is speaking in Portuguese and all the Erasmus students are just like…
"Why do you live in Coimbra if all you do is complain about it?"
How do you know when the Spanish are going home after the club?
The Portuguese and bacalhau.